Jonesing for my CRACK WASH

Heh, it's not really fair to pick on Engrish - look how many idiot hipsters in the U.S. have those incomprehensible Japanese/Chinese characters tattooed on the nape of their necks or across their rumps. "Oh, this? Isn't it cool? It's, like, the characters for good fortune and wind together, 'cause I wanted to be like, you know, a fortunate wind." Oh, I see...good to know what you wanted, 'cause what you got is the Japanese equivalent of CRACK WASH, cool guy. But anti-hipster invective aside, this is pretty great. It's a particular kind of finish on those pants - you know, if you can have acid wash, why not CRACK WASH?